February 2012
wonderbecky:
Oh god there are udon noodle leftovers in my fridge yes sweet jesus thank the soaring eagles above oh god obscenity obscenity dirty orgasms ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
metopicsuture:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his...
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themusiclibrary:
Radio - Lana Del Rey
ignorantfucks:
and then i remember that i’m ugly and stupid and i hate myself
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toasted everything bagel with reduced fat cream cheese
“I love the handful of earth you are…”
– Pablo Neruda (via larepublicadedet)
“If you want to be my lover, you’ve got to get with my friends.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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